Crotch

Yea well she's of fire because her crotch has crabs

Facebook

Don't post your vagina on Facebook

Vagina

My cramps have gone away!

My vagina has gone away...

Mine's tingly

YAY tingly vagina!

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"My vagina, my vagina's on fire!" (You know you sang that!)

Uhm, you should probably do something about that!

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This is very difficult...

Monthly

He's going to encounter the monthly machine gun!

BFF's

Reach out and touch your best friends.... man my crotch is itchy!

I'm not touching that!

Been A While!

They're so soft!

How dare you rape my cookies!
Hey they ARE soft.

Crazy Eyebrows

Don't mess with the CRAZY eyebrows! They have no home so they are roofless.