Home Is Where The Vagina Is

Did you just say we live in a vagina house?!

Hand basket

Go to hell! In a hand basket!!! ...But not the good one, it cost $100! ___________________________ Every single person driving is thinking the same thing. "Spongebob Square pants! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"

STOP!

"Stop making him fart!"

"What did you just say to me?"

"Stop making him fart!"

"I can't believe you even said that to me"

Random Talking!

Maybe potatoes will fall out of our ass!!!

I'm a disabled broke back woman!

My pussy likes my boobs

Can you please direct me to where the crotches are?

Babies

My baby scares me.

That guy in the orange jumpsuit that hide NOTHING!

Apparently not ALL black men are big!

HIS PERSONALITY IS A SHART!

What the hell are you doing over there, like river dancing?!

When you're done reading this separate, read it all together as a sentence!

Period

How to spray paint with menstrual blood? Ppppppppppffffffff

Nature

Morning cigarette, check.
Listening to nature, check.
Realizing we can hear cows fucking... Priceless.