Crazy Eyebrows

Don't mess with the CRAZY eyebrows! They have no home so they are roofless.

Home Is Where The Vagina Is

Did you just say we live in a vagina house?!

Hand basket

Go to hell! In a hand basket!!! ...But not the good one, it cost $100! ___________________________ Every single person driving is thinking the same thing. "Spongebob Square pants! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"

STOP!

"Stop making him fart!"

"What did you just say to me?"

"Stop making him fart!"

"I can't believe you even said that to me"

Random Talking!

Maybe potatoes will fall out of our ass!!!

I'm a disabled broke back woman!

My pussy likes my boobs

Can you please direct me to where the crotches are?

Babies

My baby scares me.

That guy in the orange jumpsuit that hide NOTHING!

Apparently not ALL black men are big!

HIS PERSONALITY IS A SHART!

What the hell are you doing over there, like river dancing?!

When you're done reading this separate, read it all together as a sentence!

Period

How to spray paint with menstrual blood? Ppppppppppffffffff

Nature

Morning cigarette, check.
Listening to nature, check.
Realizing we can hear cows fucking... Priceless.

Kitty and Church

Meow translates into "I'm lounging while licking my asshole"

"Yeah that'd go over worse than a shart in church!"

Woooo

I'm only a mother fucker when I masterbate!

I don't have to be drunk to enjoy the nature of pissing in the yard!!

NUTS

Ohhhhh,
I like nuts.
I like long nuts
Big nuts
Small nuts.
I like nuts!

ATM

Oh my GOD!!! There is an ATM in her pants!!

FART!

"Don't tell my fart,
My super stinky fart.

I just don't think you'd understand.
And if you smell my fart,
My super stinky fart,

It might just blow up and kill this man!

WOOOOOOOOO"

(I don't own the original song and don't want any infringements!)

My daughter once told me she liked the smell of her armpits.... I told her I liked the smell of mine also

My best friend and I have been playing with the idea of creating a blog for some time.. So, here we are! This is the first entry so use this as a warning! We are rude, crude, and fucking tattooed! If you're easily offended you probably don't want to read this. Here we will write out random and usually obscene conversations, a nasty poem, or something along those lines... and sometimes, we might just come here to bitch. Obviously this is NOT for people under the age of 18 or people who don't like swearing. Pull up a fucking chair and join us..... if you're women enough! (Men welcome too of course, haha)